Two women on the subway:
"Which would you choose: Losing all your hair, or losing part of your finger?"
"Part of my finger."
"Me too. Yeah. But what about your whole finger? I see you're looking at your left hand -- okay, what about your left hand?"
"My hair, if I was 'good bald.'"
"Me too. It happened to my cousin -- both! No, just kidding."
"My boss is missing part of her finger...."
Did I mention that this was in New York?
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My co-worker is missing part of his finger.
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